I’ve been back in England for a few hours now and it’s safe to say, it sucks. It sucks ass. It’s freezing. The airline lost our baggage (it got delivered to us, thankfully). I’ve got almost no gas in my tank and I’m in my overdraft and my credit card is almost at £1000.
The trip was worth it, but the aftermath is enough to make me feel like I’ve been rode hard and hung up to dry.

I want to go back.

1 day ago on 30 Sep 2014

sighconic:

this conversation changed me

♥ 167045 — 3 days ago on 28 Sep 2014 — via watchoutbelow (source)

There’s the most beautiful woman in our bed and I’m honest to god entranced.

3 days ago on 28 Sep 2014

I drank so much last night that even after sleep and food, my tummy still feels wishy washy.

Apparently I’m doing it again tonight.

3 days ago on 28 Sep 2014
no i cannot

no i cannot

♥ 129821 — 3 days ago on 28 Sep 2014 — via smileandproceed (source)

Not sure how it happened but somehow I had a foursome last night and we’ve booked another hotel room for tonight.

Tennessee is awesome.

♥ 2 — 4 days ago on 27 Sep 2014

ALLIGATOR FUN TIMES IN ARKANSAS.

Look at me all cute feeding the babies ^_^

♥ 3 — 5 days ago on 26 Sep 2014
thisdumbblonde:

I went to the The Pink Pistol and it was wonderful.
Tishomingo is one of my favorite places from my entire trip so far.

#ALYHEA#POMGJDF
YES. HELLO. I THINK THAT’S ME. I AM POMGJDF. WHAT’S UP.

thisdumbblonde:

I went to the The Pink Pistol and it was wonderful.

Tishomingo is one of my favorite places from my entire trip so far.

YES. HELLO. I THINK THAT’S ME. I AM POMGJDF. WHAT’S UP.

♥ 6 — 5 days ago on 26 Sep 2014 — via nickatniteofficial (source)
finalzidane-x:

nyx-010:

horroriskiller:

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.
Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.


That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

finalzidane-x:

nyx-010:

horroriskiller:

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.

Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.

That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

♥ 184875 — 6 days ago on 25 Sep 2014 — via rednecklove4ever (source)
♥ 3572 — 6 days ago on 25 Sep 2014 — via mdotxxviii (source)
I went to the The Pink Pistol and it was wonderful.
Tishomingo is one of my favorite places from my entire trip so far.

I went to the The Pink Pistol and it was wonderful.

Tishomingo is one of my favorite places from my entire trip so far.

♥ 6 — 6 days ago on 25 Sep 2014

queenmerbabe:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

♥ 284430 — 1 week ago on 21 Sep 2014 — via no-sign-of-the-city-lights (source)
doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

Yeah but have you seen this 

image

♥ 347311 — 1 week ago on 21 Sep 2014 — via no-sign-of-the-city-lights (source)
Fanfiction problems:

theartisticfool:

thouartfucked:

You want to read the story again. It was well written, and the plot was genius.You remember everything about the story. Except the title and author.

♥ 110928 — 1 week ago on 21 Sep 2014 — via no-sign-of-the-city-lights (source)
♥ 82677 — 1 week ago on 21 Sep 2014 — via no-sign-of-the-city-lights (source)