that’s fucking hardcore
This will never be overshared
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
Even if being a lesbian was a choice I would 100%, 10/10, 365 days a year choose to be a lesbian. Have you seen a woman? Women are fucking hot.
I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE
I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT
do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it
back to school supplies list
- red lipstick
- one pencil
- vodka, probably
- earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
Hello, my name is Strong Female Character, and my secret power is reaffirming the heterosexuality of the disproportionately male cast.
mallory ortberg and i are on the same level.
Hello? There’s probably already fanfic like that! :P
♕ Sara Elena Ramirez | August 31,1975.