id love to have a girlfriend
ithinkimdrowning: but can’t always get what you want.
The Bolly is open.
Conversation about Meryl Streep:
writtensword: badassbettyrizzo: Starts off innocent. Ends with sexual innuendos. Every.Time.
I wish I had ingredients to make Cosmopolitans or...
There’s not enough room in my bed or vodka in the bottle :( <3
When people abbreviate their text messages.
watchoutbelow: comedy-central: tumblrsloth: “hey bbe wuu2 2nite?
Apparently I lost two followers today.
LET ME LOVE YOUUUUU :(
When you're trying to make a funny face but still...
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emmanezzzz: Looking glamorous with the wind. Expectation: Reality:
Only just occurred to me, I haven't eaten yet...
Reasons I'm single:
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Anonymous asked: does Emma have a shaved one like yours?
youareactuallyreadingthis asked: O, well after you said about no fa-ju-ju shots, and apologised for disappointing, I suggested you should maybe make up for it. And then asked if during the bath, anything else had happened other than photos being taken?
Anonymous asked: you didnt ignore that other persons question but you ignored mine about your bath with Emma, didnt you!! =P
youareactuallyreadingthis asked: Did you ignore my last question? :(
youareactuallyreadingthis asked: I didnt know if in the ancient past you had managed to figure out who this blog belongs too haha. But does that mean if you did know who I was, you may consider the idea?
youareactuallyreadingthis asked: If my girlfriend said yes, would you fancy a 3some sometime? ;) LOL
Anonymous asked: Is there any pictures of your fa-ju-ju on that hard drive? i think it would be worth stealing if there is...
On the up hand;
I’ve done it properly with brushes and everything. MY HAIRDRESSING COURSE PAID OFF, I SWEAR.
Pins and needles in my foot.
Blowdrying hair in this heat D:
Anonymous asked: how many secret, nude/semi nude, unpublished/unposted photos do you have?
When people stop in the middle of a crowded...
theravenking: This should also apply to when tourists stop in the middle of the side walk to take a picture of a squirrel or something stupid like that.
Day 04 - Your views on mainstream music
missarsenic: I listen to almost everything so clearly it doesn’t bother me. One thing I don’t understand are these bands that just scream the whole time. I can’t understand a single fucking thing you’re saying and I don’t get why all these people are going crazy over you. Another is when the whole song is just about fucking your hoe or whatever. WTF is this shit!?
Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
thatfunnyblog: I’m just here like: